Bar Stool Pivot

by Drawk Kwast – June 30th, 2008

How to steal the attention of the cutest girl at the bar, while she sits next to her boyfriend, all without him having any clue until it’s too late.

There is an amazing blonde at the bar.  She has a guy sitting next to her on her right and an empty seat to her left. Most guys would have taken the empty set to her left and started talking to the girl.  That may have worked to start a conversation but would have definitely launched the guy she is with into defense mode. I waited until she left her bar stool to go use the bathroom. The little girl’s room has a line so I know I have at least 10 minutes until she gets back. I then take the empty seat to the left of her now empty seat, put my feet on her seat (to block others from using it), and start talking to the guy she is with as I get a drink. By the time she makes it back, I have a new best friend at the bar and he has no clue I’m angling for his chick who just sat between us.  He introduces us and I include her in the conversation that we were already having.  It’s only natural that when someone sits between you that you start talking to them also, and again it’s only natural that over time you start talking to the person further away from you less and less. From that point, all I had to do was play it cool, keep talking, and be charming.  I got her phone number when he made a trip to the bathroom.  He thought I was buying him beer after beer because I liked him when my plan was simply to send him to the bathroom next.

Is this cruel?  No, this is evolution at work.  She is cute and she is supposed to mate with the best male available.  That would be me.  Remember, the creator of “coincidence” holds much power.

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