IN THIS ISSUE:
1) A VAGINA IS NOT A WISHING WELL
2) EXCITEMENT: PATH TO A BETTER LIFE SEMINAR
3) AMERICA’S FIRST OPENLY PASTAFARIAN POLITICIAN SWORN INTO OFFICE
4) DOLPHINS GETTING HIGH
5) RIGHTS WHEN A COP PULLS YOU OVER EXPLAINED (INFOGRAPHIC)
6) JESUS CHRIST IS MY N*GGA: RAPPIN FOR JESUS (VIDEO)
Do you think your girlfriend’s vagina is a wishing well? Do you keep on throwing money into it, believing that your wishes will eventually come true?
If you’re ready to get off your ass and build a life worth living, join me for my Excitement: Path to a Better Life Seminar in Las Vegas on Saturday, February 8th from 1:00 PM to 5:00 PM. Click on the link below for more info. Space is limited so you’ll want to get your spot now before it sells out.
While I doubt atheists will ever succeed at getting stupid people to see the logical flaws of their religion, the Pastafarians have just scored a huge win playing the game of “my religion is no stupider than yours.” I want a Pastafarian President!
I find it very amusing that dolphins are intelligent enough to get high.
Be informed and never be tricked into giving your freedoms and rights away.
Wow, just wow…
That’s it for now… Go make it happen!