IN THIS ISSUE:
1) PUNISHMENT FOR BEING SMART
2) FELIX BAUMGARTNER’S SPACE JUMP (VIDEO)
3) THE F WORD (VIDEO)
4) VALENTINE’S DAY 2014
5) COMBINING FITNESS QUOTES WITH ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION
6) BOOB APRON (VIDEO)
7) PRE-BLESSED FOOD (VIDEO)
The punishment for being smart is that everyone else is not.
This is just so awesome that I had to keep reminding myself as I watched it that it’s real, rather than a Hollywood computer animation. Felix is on Drawk Kwast’s list of real men.
Best educational video ever!
Okay, it’s time for a serious hard look at yourself. How was your Valentine’s Day? If you spent it with the girl of your dreams, congratulations, you can stop reading this paragraph now. For everyone else, February 14th is what I like to call Singles Awareness Day. If you spent this day alone, feeling worthless, it’s because no girl loves you. I’m not trying to be funny here, I’m being serious. I could blow smoke up your ass, tell you, “Don’t worry because the right girl is just around the corner,” but that’s a lie and you know it. I’m going to give it to you straight. You will have women (yes, more than one) fall in love with you when you eat right, work out regularly, and most importantly, start conversations in real life with no less than 10 women every day. You must practice making women like you if you ever expect to have them love you. This is something you “do” and not something you “wait” for. And you do it every fucking day. Here’s how:
Combining fitness quotes with pictures of alcohol consumption results in unexpected life lessons.
I laughed at this because I’m a bad person.
Now I know where to get two free tickets into heaven. I wonder if they will work for an atheist like me.
That’s it for now… Go make it happen!