IN THIS ISSUE:
1) QUOTE OF THE MONTH
2) TIP OF THE MONTH
3) EXERCISE OF THE MONTH
4) TIME TO GET SKINNY
5) RICHARD NIXON WAS A TRAITOR
6) MARKETING FOR BLIND PEOPLE (VIDEO)
7) SUBWAY’S JARED FOGLE HAS BEEN A BAD BOY
8) ALUMINUM OXYNITRIDE
9) YOU LOOK DISGUSTING (VIDEO)
10) DR. FARID FATA – WORST DOCTOR EVER
11) CRACKER BARREL IS RACIST
Don’t crap in your pants while you sit there deciding if it’s time to walk to the bathroom or not.
Never take your cell phone into the gym. The easiest way to improve you results is to focus on your workout.
Your mission, should you choose to accept it… Ask a girl out on a date, each day for the next 30 days. Her answer is irrelevant. Manning up and actually asking is relevant.
If you haven’t read my blog post on chemically induced ketosis yet: read it. Make it happen.
Stuff like this makes you wonder what we’ll learn about the year 2015 fifty years from now.
A perfect example of how the right words can make all the difference.
Did Subway spokesman Jared Fogle lose weight by eating at Subway and masturbating to child pornography? Either way, his career is over.
Star Trek fans may be more familiar with the term “transparent aluminum” first proposed by Scotty in the 1986 movie, Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home.
I’m so sick of this “I want everyone to love me even though I don’t put any effort into myself” movement! It’s ridiculous. If you don’t want to put the effort into yourself, fine. Just don’t demand that people love you for not giving a shit. People like me who invest 40+ hours at the gym and thousands of dollars in “health supplements” per month, all the while not walking into a single McDonald’s, get really fucking upset when someone tries to put all our effort on par with not giving a shit.
This jackass told over 500 people they had cancer when they did not, so he could scam millions from insurance companies. As it turns out, unnecessary chemotherapy and radiation treatments basically destroy an otherwise healthy body.
Ryan Koch makes a petition to change the name “Cracker Barrel” to “Caucasian Barrel.” Well that’s just stupid. Yup, all of the politically correct stuff is just that stupid.
That’s it for now… Go make it happen!