IN THIS ISSUE:
1) QUOTE OF THE MONTH
2) TIP OF THE MONTH
3) EXERCISE OF THE MONTH
4) DRONE RACING (VIDEO)
5) WOMAN FINDS HERSELF
6) IF YOU’RE SMART (VIDEO)
7) VAGINAL MARIJUANA SUPPOSITORY
8) CARL SAGAN ON GOVERNMENT (VIDEO)
9) MAGIC MUSHROOMS TURN OFF DEPRESSION
10) MAN DIES MASTURBATING TO IPHONE PORN WHILE DRIVING
11) SHOW THE LOVE
12) PAUL JOSEPH WATSON ON MODERN ART (VIDEO)
13) ASYLUM CENTERS IN GERMANY ARE AS DANGEROUS AS SYRIA
People will not change until they realize that their delusions are more costly than the truth.
The next time someone is bitching about income inequality, ask them why it’s wrong for a corporate CEO to earn $5 million a year, providing thousands of jobs, yet they think it’s okay for Beyoncé to make $50 million a year providing nothing more than entertainment.
Your mission, should you choose to accept it… If you’ve lived in the same place for over a year, any possessions that you haven’t touched since last time you moved, you either sell or throw it out.
So far this is the coolest thing I’ve seen in 2016. It’s just like watching a video game, only it’s happening in real physical space.
Woman accidentally joins a search party that is looking for her.
If you’re smart, this is what you sound like to people of “average” intelligence.
Women can now fight menstrual discomfort by literally getting their vaginas stoned.
We have a democracy where the people making decisions about science know nothing about science.
While I find it interesting that scientists now know that the anterior cingulate cortex, which is particularly overactive in people with depression, is muted by magic mushrooms, I find it hilarious that everyone who’s done them already knew it was a cure for depression. I guess sometimes it takes science a while to “discover” what most high-school kids already knew.
Clifford Ray Jones had his eyes off the road and his hands off the wheel not because he was momentarily distracted or because he wanted to change the radio station, but because he was masturbating to porn on his phone. He might have been able to survive the crash, except he wasn’t wearing a seatbelt. Maybe the seatbelt got in the way of his erection?
February 16 is Drawk Kwast’s birthday. You can show the love by emailing him an Amazon gift card.
Here’s why modern art is total crap and why anyone who thinks otherwise is a pretentious imbecile.
Christians, homosexuals, and women are fleeing asylum centers in Germany in ever-growing numbers due to acts of violence, intolerance, and crime perpetrated by Muslim men. And their answer to this problem is segregation inside of the new country? Are you fucking kidding me? How about segregation, as in don’t let them into the new country in the first place? If you let a stray dog into your house and it bites your hand, do you lock it in your bathroom?
That’s it for now… Go make it happen!