IN THIS ISSUE:
1) QUOTE OF THE MONTH
2) TIP OF THE MONTH
3) EXERCISE OF THE MONTH
4) HOOKERS FOR JESUS
5) COPS ARE ASKING ANCESTRY.COM AND 23ANDME FOR CUSTOMER DNA
6) FITBIT DATA SILENCES RAPE CLAIM
7) NEXT GENERATION ATLAS ROBOT (VIDEO)
8) FIFTEEN DOLLARS PER HOUR, ZERO HOURS PER WEEK
9) TED CRUZ SOUNDS STRANGE (VIDEO)
10) YOUR CHILD IS A PURPLE PENGUIN
11) RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS
12) OKLAHOMA JOINS CONSTITUTIONAL OPEN CARRY STATES
13) DR. BEN CARSON ENDORSES DONALD TRUMP (VIDEO)
14) HUNTER S. THOMPSON’S DAILY ROUTINE
15) NEVER TRUST STUPID PEOPLE
16) TIME TO LEGALIZE ALL DRUGS
Get them to reveal one little secret and the deeper ones come easily.
US companies will stop using offshore call centers as soon as US customers refuse to talk with them. The next time your phone call gets routed outside of the country to someone who learned English yesterday, gets paid fifty cents per day, and is as useless as a football bat, tell them this: “Please tell your supervisor that I refuse to do business with American companies that transfer my phone call outside of America. You have lost another customer.” Then hang up and find a company who respects you as a customer.
Your mission, should you choose to accept it… Reset your body to a higher level of health. As my new friend and fellow author Terry Givens says, “So you want to be healthier? Then PROVE IT!”
No, seriously. This is one of the most hilariously deluded websites in existence.
Does anyone remember what a warrant is?
So she was wearing biometric gear at the time she claimed to be asleep? Idiot.
When the dude started hitting the robot with a hockey stick, I was sure the robot was going to shoot him in the face with a laser.
Pizza shop worker loves Seattle’s new $15 minimum wage, until he finds out that it cost him his job.
Oh, this was a joke? Ted always sounds like that to me.
Gender inclusive school district bans the words “boys” and “girls” and demands that kids are referred to as “purple penguins.” Is it politically correct for me to label the people who came up with this idea as fucking retarded?
The second amendment is your concealed carry permit! Forcing anyone to get a permit is a violation of their constitutional rights.
On March 10, the Oklahoma House passed legislation to legalize carrying a handgun openly on one’s hip without a concealed carry permit.
Okay, now I’m convinced Ben is completely insane. I thought you would have had to be a fish to flop like that.
If this sounds bizarre and excessive to you, you’re probably not an artist.
In one single image, establishment and mainstream media show their utter ignorance of security.
Three concepts you need to grasp about legalizing all drugs.
That’s it for now… Go make it happen!