IN THIS ISSUE:
1) QUOTE OF THE MONTH
2) TIP OF THE MONTH
3) EXERCISE OF THE MONTH
4) SHAME ON THE POLICE (VIDEO)
5) TOWN FIRES POLICE DEPARTMENT
6) WOMAN LIVES AS A BABY (VIDEO)
7) ONLINE DATER INSANE FROM DESPERATION (VIDEO)
8) DOUGHNUT GLAZE IS NOT METH (VIDEO)
9) KILLING YOUR RIGHTS (VIDEO)
10) WHY NOT $80 PER HOUR? (VIDEO)
11) BABY FORESKIN FACIAL (VIDEO)
Maintain control because with group decisions, politics wins over logic.
It’s time to see your doctor and get a full physical examination, including full blood work. (With the number of people who will read this, I just saved at least one person’s life, and maybe that person is you.)
Your mission, should you choose to accept it… If you run any kind of a business, post an ad at your local college offering a non-paid internship. You may not find anyone worth training or you just may someone awesome. Either way, window-shopping costs you nothing.
Police beat innocent man with Down syndrome after mistaking his colostomy bag for a gun.
Texas town fires police department and hires private citizens for security. Crime went down 61% while saving taxpayers approximately $200,000 per year.
And her boyfriend plays her daddy… Seriously.
Alexander Cirk was hospitalized for exhaustion after waiting 10 days at Changsha Huanghua International Airport in China for a woman he met online. His online girlfriend never showed up.
Cops arrest a man because they thought his Krispy Kreme doughnut glaze was crystal meth.
You cannot take away constitutional rights without due process. This is the problem with the government putting you on a “terrorist list” and then using that to take away your second amendment rights.
As Adam Carolla once said, only an idiot would demand more money to feed their family of 19 while working at McDonald’s. If you can’t afford it, YOU CAN’T AFFORD IT. Don’t have 19 children. And if you can’t afford to feed yourself, maybe that pain in your stomach will motivate you to learn a skill that pays more than minimum wage.
So let me get this straight, the key to youthful skin is cutting off part of the penis of newborn baby boys and smearing that on the wrinkling face of some middle-aged woman? Yup, it’s called a HydraFacial.
That’s it for now… Go make it happen!