I am a straight, white male living in a world of heterophobic homofascism. Every day I am subjected to the Gaystapo propaganda of “We need more diversity and more tolerance,” which sounds great until you realize that this applies to everyone, except alpha males. As an alpha male, if I talk about women, I am sexist. If I talk about gay men, I am homophobic. And if I don’t pander to the illogical delusions of the masses, I’m a bad person. All of this amounts to nothing short of emotional extortion: if I don’t blindly agree with them I am a bad person.