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Blog Posts: Women Category
It is said that the world is a stage and we are all just actors. This is something to keep in mind when meeting a woman for the first time, because you’re interacting with the character she presents to you, not the real her. The trick to getting to know a woman is seeing the girl that’s not there.
Men, it’s that magical time of year when all women are driven to find a man. Thanksgiving marks what I like to call “opening day” for vagina hunting season.
In any relationship there are going to be times when you and your girl don’t agree on things. These disagreements can easily turn into arguments. Arguments, fueled by runaway emotions, can then turn into full-blown fights. A guy can gauge his relationship skills by how these situations end.
A good friend of mine forwarded me a news article about a Southwest Airline pilot who wasn’t aware that his microphone was on as he broadcast from cruising altitude his dissatisfaction with the quantity of “doable” flight attendants.
My client tells me that he just can’t find a woman that he’s interested in, and I know we’re in real trouble as he goes on to tell me, “I’m looking for woman that I can have an intelligent conversation with.” Over the years that I’ve coached men into awesome relationships with women, I’ve noticed a pattern with guys who make this statement. They’re all too smart for their own good, and none of them know how to have fun.
A man and his young son are on vacation exploring Brazil. During their first day there, they see two monkeys in a tree and the son takes a picture. During the second day, the man inadvertently walks his son too close to a nude beach, and they see two naked people. His son takes a picture. Horrified, the man explains to his son that he has to erase the picture. The son asks why, and the father replies by saying, “Because it’s pornography, and if your mother sees that, I’ll be in a heap of trouble!”
I was walking down Las Vegas Boulevard last night when I overheard two fat girls complaining that “… guys only go for dumb girls,” and they followed that statement with the question, “Wouldn’t a guy want to be with a girl he can have an intelligent conversation with?” Conversations like this drive me nuts, so it’s time to ignore the politically correct approach and set the record strait.
Norman is having drinks with Jessica. Jessica’s phone rings and she answers with, “Hello Steve.” After a quick one minute phone call, Norman asks Jessica who Steve is and Jessica’s answer is, “It’s complicated.” The truth is, it’s not complicated at all. Whenever a woman answers a question by telling you, “It’s complicated,” it’s actually very, very simple. Are you ready to decode this girl talk and learn what “It’s complicated” really means?
Have you ever wondered if women are completely crazy or if you just don’t understand them? Women may not make logical sense, but it is still possible for us to understand the emotional system they run on. The trick is to find a way to relate to this foreign system from reference points that we already understand. As men, we have to evolve past the “all women are just crazy” theory that we like to fall back on every time we don’t understand their actions.